At least they are honest

Water and vegetable oil.  Yum.

Creepy cat clock.

1970s clock.  Eyes blink and tail moves. I wired LEDs to his eyes to make it extra creepy.  Soon to be for sale.

Flamin' Finger

Too many directions to go with this one....

Next months rent

Transformers weigh like 9 lbs each.  It is unfortunate that this has to converted to rent.  C'est la vie.

Baskets

I thought I was the only one.

Equilibrium

Obtain temperature equilibrium.  Sounds highly scientific.  Too bad we are talking about microwaving frozen ravioli.

Wild Berry Skittles

I object.  Wild cherry, whilst wild, tis not a berry.  Also, what the hell is a melon berry?

Save me?

This sign takes so long to read and analyze the meaning, that it means nothing.   Save me from doing business with whoever this is.  Advertising failure.  F-

I found my radio.

Indeed.